The Official Georges Pernoud Webpage

 

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Hi, this site is all about Georges Pernoud, REAL GEORGES PERNOUD.  This site is awesome.    My name is Jay and I can't stop thinking about Georges Pernoud.  This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

 

Facts:

 

1.    Georges Pernoud is a mammal.

2.    Georges Pernoud comperes Thalassa ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of Georges Pernoud is to sail over the seas and make reports.

 

 

Weapons and gear:

 

  

Thalassa TV-show                          Microphone   

 

 

Le Marité three-masted ship

 

 

Testimonial:

 

Georges Pernoud can compere Thalassa anywhere he wants!  Georges Pernoud makes reports about sailors ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  This guy is so crazy and awesome that he sails ALL the time.  I heard that there was Georges Pernoud who was eating at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon Georges Pernoud compered Thalassa live.  My friend Jos said that he saw Georges Pernoud totally interview some fisherman just because the fisherman opened a hatchway.

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you don't believe that Georges Pernoud has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will totally make a report about your goldfish!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

 

Georges Pernoud is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Georges Pernoud is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start sailing next year.  I love Georges Pernoud with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

 

 

Q and A:.

 

 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Georges Pernoud?

A: Georges Pernoud is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he doesn't give a crap, but on the other hand, Georges Pernoud is very careful and precise.

 

Q: I heard that Georges Pernoud is always boring or mean.  What's his problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Georges Pernoud can be mean OR totally awesome. 

 

Q: What do Georges Pernoud do when he's not compering Thalassa or sailing over the seas?

A: Most of his free time is spent fishing, but sometime he says "Bon vent !" every Friday evening.  (Ask Jos if you don't believe me.)

 

 

This is a picture of my best friend Jos.

He's a lot older than me and can watch Thalassa

every Friday evening, which is bragable.

 

 

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